This is the worst job ever.

david—miller:

Thank you, Miss! Alright, I’ll get some then. I’m not that amazing with kids, actually.. And I don’t think babysitting pays the rent.

You’re welcome. And well, why aren’t you? Malea is a sweetheart, I’m sure you’d be good together. Well mostly I just need something or someone to bring Malea to when I work. And no, it doesn’t pay the rent if you don’t start to make it to a day care. But it gives you money for chocolate.. 

This is the worst job ever.

david—miller:

I will maybe accept one of those cookies then. I have tried to get other jobs before I took this one, but no one hired me, sadly enough.

Good desicion dear!! You can have some, we have plenty of cookies. I promise you once I have a job you can work as a baby sitter to get a little extra cash at least. I like you and I’m sure you’d be a good one! 

This is the worst job ever.

david—miller:

It is gross, I know.. And.. Really, really gross. I almost threw up. No, I don’t think food is the best idea after you’ve cleaned up vomit.. But thanks for the offer.

Haha true that!! Well I just usually use that for Malea if she starts crying. You know cookies help a lot! At least sometimes… But if you hate your job why don’t you look for something else?

This is the worst job ever.

david—miller:

I just had to clean up vomit..

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Oh gee, I would have to vomit if I would do that… You want a “everything will be okay” cookie?

I do not think my life could get any more boring.

david—miller:

I’m a really bad at dancing, I’ll not do that! Because that would probably humiliate me forever. Nice to meet you, Aly.

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Maybe you are bad at dancing but if I’d watch you dance then at least my life would be less boring, you understand?! And if you need help with dancing, Malea will give you some lessons. She’s good but she only dances to music played on sesame street… Are you new in New York?

Is a salad still healthy if it’s bigger than my head?

blaine-x-bowties:

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Hey, it’s a valid question. 

Why do you even have things like this?! I bet you got them somewhere veeery illegal! Yeah that’s what I think of you…

I do not think my life could get any more boring.

david—miller:

Yeah, that’s true.. Let me rephrase. I do not think my life could get any more boring at this specific moment in my life in this specific health condition. I don’t even know if that’s grammatically correct, but oh well. I’m David, by the way.

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It is correct, yes! And well you should do something against the fact that you are bored. Go out and … dance! I bet that looks funny. Hi David, I’m Aly. Nice to meet you!

Is a salad still healthy if it’s bigger than my head?

blaine-x-bowties:

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You are weird Anderson….

I like that!!

I do not think my life could get any more boring.

david—miller:

Like.. seriously.

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Why that? I think it could be more boring. I mean you could have all your arms and legs broken and lie in a silly hospital room and do nothing. That would be more horrible.

Why is New York that damn cold?!

kittythewildeone:

There’s no accounting for taste I suppose. You’re a little too full on for my liking.

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Excuse me?

(Source: miss-aly-halden)