Thank you, Miss! Alright, I’ll get some then. I’m not that amazing with kids, actually.. And I don’t think babysitting pays the rent.
You’re welcome. And well, why aren’t you? Malea is a sweetheart, I’m sure you’d be good together. Well mostly I just need something or someone to bring Malea to when I work. And no, it doesn’t pay the rent if you don’t start to make it to a day care. But it gives you money for chocolate..
I will maybe accept one of those cookies then. I have tried to get other jobs before I took this one, but no one hired me, sadly enough.
Good desicion dear!! You can have some, we have plenty of cookies. I promise you once I have a job you can work as a baby sitter to get a little extra cash at least. I like you and I’m sure you’d be a good one!
It is gross, I know.. And.. Really, really gross. I almost threw up. No, I don’t think food is the best idea after you’ve cleaned up vomit.. But thanks for the offer.
Haha true that!! Well I just usually use that for Malea if she starts crying. You know cookies help a lot! At least sometimes… But if you hate your job why don’t you look for something else?
I just had to clean up vomit..
Oh gee, I would have to vomit if I would do that… You want a “everything will be okay” cookie?

I’m a really bad at dancing, I’ll not do that! Because that would probably humiliate me forever. Nice to meet you, Aly.
Maybe you are bad at dancing but if I’d watch you dance then at least my life would be less boring, you understand?! And if you need help with dancing, Malea will give you some lessons. She’s good but she only dances to music played on sesame street… Are you new in New York?

Hey, it’s a valid question.
Why do you even have things like this?! I bet you got them somewhere veeery illegal! Yeah that’s what I think of you…

Yeah, that’s true.. Let me rephrase. I do not think my life could get any more boring at this specific moment in my life in this specific health condition. I don’t even know if that’s grammatically correct, but oh well. I’m David, by the way.
It is correct, yes! And well you should do something against the fact that you are bored. Go out and … dance! I bet that looks funny. Hi David, I’m Aly. Nice to meet you!

You are weird Anderson….

I like that!!
Like.. seriously.
Why that? I think it could be more boring. I mean you could have all your arms and legs broken and lie in a silly hospital room and do nothing. That would be more horrible.

There’s no accounting for taste I suppose. You’re a little too full on for my liking.
Excuse me?

(Source: miss-aly-halden)